Are you not surprised? I'm updating. I love updating. But you know why I'm not fucking at school today? Because I'm SICK. Sickly sickly being. I can't even huggle Julia for comfort because they're afraid that I'll get her sick too. Ich. I feel disgusting.
So, I'll do this music meme from Sophie to pass the time.
Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
How does the world see me?
Song: You'd Be Surprised
Artist: Idina Menzel
Comment: Apparently, I don't know!
Will I have a happy life?
Song: I Can Do Better Than That
Artist: Sherie Rene Scott in "Last Five Years"
Comment: It's not looking up. Well, actually, it might be okay.
What do my friends really think of me?
Artist: The Beatles
Comment: Wait?? For what?!
Do people secretely lust after me?
Song: Voice Mail #1
Comment: I... Maybe they like my voice.
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Don't Know Why
Artist: Norah Jones
Comment: Stupid compy apparently doesn't know why I'd like to be happy? What a bitch.
What should I do with my life?
Song: Smile Like You Mean It
Artist: The Killers
Comment: I should smile. Finally, I understand.
Why must life be so full of pain?
Song: Mr. Bassman
Artist: Floyd and Scooter from The Muppets
Comment: Aw, he sucks. All those "Bababababa".
Will I ever have children?
Song: Something Bad
Comment: Awwwww, I really wanted them. Really Really REALLY! Damn.
Will I die happy?
Song: All The Way To Reno
Comment: Oh, sure. Like I'll ever die happy without kids.
What is some good advice for me?
Song: Andy You're A Star
Artist: The Killers
Comment: Marry... Andy.. And be a star. Easy for you to say.
What is happiness?
Artist: Bob Marly
Comment: Another clear one.
What's my favorite fetish?
Song: There's A Fine Fine Line
Artist: Avenue Q
Comment: Oooh. No. My fetish is anything BUT being dumped.
How will I be remembered?
Song: Little Sister
Artist: Rufus Wainwright
Comment: But I don't have a sister!!
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